In the delightfully dewy, green kingdom of Vermont, where the maple syrup flows like rivers and the moose roam as free as the wind, there exists a unique group of young adventurers known as the "Vertically Valiant". These are not just any children, oh no, they are the fearless rock climbers of the Green Mountain State. Among the Vertically Valiant, there is a ten-year-old chap named "Harvey the Humerus." Now, you might be wondering, "Why is he called 'the Humerus'? That's a bone!" Well, Harvey is known for his bone-tickling humor as much as his rock-climbing skills. You see, Harvey is as funny as a chipmunk on caffeine. He has an infectious laugh that echoes across the mountains and valleys, spreading giggles like wildflowers. Harvey and his crew of courageous climbers are a sight to behold, their brightly colored helmets glittering in the sunlight like dragonfly wings. They scramble up Vermont's rocky crags and cliffs with the playful energy of squirrels, their laughter echoing through the crisp, apple-scented air. They are as nimble as mountain goats, and with each new summit they conquer, they grow bolder and braver. But it's not all fun and games. Rock climbing is hard work, and there are times when even Harvey's jokes can't lighten the mood. In those moments, the Vertically Valiant remind each other of the Vermont state motto, "Freedom and Unity". They work together, free to climb, united in their courage, and always ready for the next laugh. Because in Vermont, whether you're scaling a cliff or sipping on maple syrup, there's always room for a little humor.

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Welcome to Portland's premier interactive museum and event venue, Experiment PDX, where imagination and creativity know no age limit! Conveniently situated in the heart of South East Portland on Stark St., within the elegant Luxury Bread Building, this remarkable space is dedicated to the exploration of arts, science, and the limitless boundaries of inquisitiveness. Proudly rooted in Portland, Experiment PDX is a treasure trove of geeky delights, facilitating a unique blend of education and entertainment. Our interactive museum of science and art invites children, families, and adults to indulge their curiosity and creativity through hands-on exhibits. But that's not all; we also provide a diverse range of classes, workshops, and talks led by local artists, academics, and cultural enthusiasts. And yes, we haven't forgotten about the fun-loving adults! At our 21+ events, beverages are available for purchase because, let's face it, who says adults can't have a bit of fun too? Experiment PDX is not just a museum, but also an exceptional venue for hosting children's birthday parties with exciting science and art themes. In addition, we offer event spaces for rent, perfect for a variety of functions. We look forward to welcoming you to a world of learning, creativity, and fun at Experiment PDX!

Portland, OR 97214
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At Petra Cliffs, we are dedicated to providing an enjoyable, welcoming, and safe environment for all climbers. Our extensive indoor climbing facility is designed to appeal to climbers of every level, and our experienced instructors specialize in teaching classes and excursions both indoors and outdoors. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced climber, Petra Cliffs is the perfect place to hone your skills and reach new heights! For those looking to get their children involved in climbing, Petra Cliffs has a youth program that begins at age five. We even welcome younger climbers for drop-in climbing or memberships. Group programs are also available with our Group Pricing or through a custom program. Our experienced instructors will not only make sure your kids have a great time, but that they stay safe while learning the ropes.

Burlington, VT 05401
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